A quick note: I'm not actually "Emily in the Netherlands" yet, not till 22 Jan. Also, I've decided to adopt all European time and date customs now and forevermore -- Cheers!
First of all, I hope the entire country of the Netherlands is wired for wireless and that their wiring is significantly better than the Madison city wireless I use. Yes it's very inexpensive, but it totally sucks.
Issue One: I got this haircut recently. If you saw the movie Kalifornia with David Duchovny and Brad Pitt, and you remember the haircut that David's photographer girlfriend had, that's pretty much it. It's not really a look I'm comfortable with. Fortunately I'm leaving the country.
Second, it is my plan to get as fat as I possibly can before I go. This is because I do not want to intimidate the Dutch by arriving and being a thin American. That would probably confuse them. I figure I'll show up chubby and then slowly drop the weight, so they can gradually adjust. Like a lobster in the pot.
Finally. Has anyone reading this seen THERE WILL BE BLOOD!?!?!?!?! If so, please tell me how it was.
P.S. As I write this, cable is being installed at my Madison house. So I'll have a grand week of TV before my departure. Yes.
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is J really going to the Netherlands with you? will you be my foreign correspondents or what? tell j i'm going to see wu-tang on thursday.
yes; gladly; that wu-tang guy uses steroids, did you hear?
posts so far v. titillating . no offense to justin, but if you really want to have a jazzy blog you need to drop the bf and get busy with all the euros, and i ain't talkin' currency. now that would be a blog i would check daily. well as long as it wasn't too detailed....
p.s. i think owen saw 'there will be blood'(!).
which wu-tang guy? u-god i'll bet. i'm ready for a new post please. and what's this dropping j business? f that.
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